A Gift from a Husband to His Wife

[Barry_White]

The wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to
100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this…


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But her husband presented her with something very different... <o:p></o:p>














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The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! <o:p></o:p>

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[rodent]

Should have gotten her some thing that goes tick , tick ,tick,tick, BOOM . 0 to 100 pieces in 4 seconds .

[PeteMan]

I once had a girlfriend who was a little too pushy towards hinting at marriage. She told me that she wanted something "round with diamonds on it" for her birthday. I gave her a 4" diamond cutting disk.

True story.

Peter.

[DavidG]

Peter
How long were you in hospital?:o

[PeteMan]

We weren't together for long after that. And I can't quite figure out why...

[rodent]

We weren't together for long after that. And I can't quite figure out why...
You did'nt get her the angle grinder to go with it ?:oo:

[PeteMan]

You did'nt get her the angle grinder to go with it ?:oo:

I wouldn't have dared - who knows what she could have done with it?

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Ain't that the truth!