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Driver
13th March 2004, 11:59 AM
The scene is one of those rather depressing streets of terraced houses in England. It’s raining.

A bloke walks up to the front door of a house halfway along the street. He knocks on the door. The door opens to reveal a sad looking woman, holding a handkerchief to her face. She has obviously been crying. The bloke says:-

“Hello, missus. Is Alf in?”

The woman shakes her head, wipes her eyes and starts to cry softly. In between sobs she manages to say:

“Alf . . Alf he’s . . (sob). He’s dead (sob, snuffle)”

“Oh no!” says the bloke. “When did this happen?”

“Last night. He . . he . . passed away peacefully (sob) . . . in his sleep.”

“Well, I’m really very sorry to hear that,” says the bloke.

There’s a pause.

“Er, before he went,” says the bloke. “ Did he . . . did he say anything about a tin of paint?”

ozwinner
13th March 2004, 12:37 PM
Did you make that up................?
Dont give up your day job...:D

macca2
13th March 2004, 06:50 PM
You have got me. I'll ask the silly question.

Where's the punch line.

:confused: :confused:

Christopha
14th March 2004, 07:05 PM
?????????????????????????????????? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Kev Y.
14th March 2004, 09:31 PM
Never too late... OOOHHHH yes it is.......

coastie
15th March 2004, 05:38 PM
Wasn't a can of paint ,twas twenty quid!!

Caliban
1st April 2004, 08:03 PM
thanks Coastie. I think. clear as mud.
At least Bob Wilson's jokes, offensive to some people as they may be, are understandable.
cheers
Jim