Looking for my Wife

[Ozkaban]

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their trolleys collide.

One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with dark hair, long legs. What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours



Chees,
Dave

[joe greiner]

ca 15 May 2007.:D:D

Joe

[Ozkaban]

:doh:

sorry Joe - you can never remeber where you get these things from!

cheers,
dave

[Allan at Wallan]

ca 15 May 2007.:D:D

Joe

C'mon Joe - throw away your diary.
We are all getting paranoid about putting a joke on here
because your aim is to highlight that it has all been
heard before and reinforce it by giving the date.

We all know that jokes get regurtitated at some stage
and accept that.

I will place another one on the Forum today with the
title "Loose change". Would love to see more of your
jokes and give us something new to laugh at.:2tsup:

Allan

[joe greiner]

C'mon Joe - throw away your diary.
We are all getting paranoid about putting a joke on here
because your aim is to highlight that it has all been
heard before and reinforce it by giving the date.

We all know that jokes get regurtitated at some stage
and accept that.

I will place another one on the Forum today with the
title "Loose change". Would love to see more of your
jokes and give us something new to laugh at.:2tsup:

Allan

Diary? Of Jokes? Well, sort of, I guess. I save the keepers in a "Jokes" sub-folder, and love to see variations. This one isn't recycled, after all.

Alas, I'm cursed with a better memory than I really need.

Joe

[chrisrjones5456]

It doesn't matter if the joke has been posted before. It's the way you tell it that counts.

[DavidG]

The good thing about dementia is that the jokes are always new. :;

[chrisrjones5456]

The good thing about dementia is that the jokes are always new. :;
Yes I agree. I forgot to add that.:roll: