Got him in the gun

[Allan at Wallan]

A woman walked into a gun shop and asked
the proprietor for a hand gun.

"What type of weapon are you seeking?" asked
the proprietor.

"I am not certain", she replied, "It is for my husband".

He showed her various guns but she said, "I really don't know".

The proprietor asked, "Well, did he give you any indication
what kind to buy".

She replied, "Certainly not. He doesn't even know I am
going to shoot him".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[munruben]

I'll pay that. cheques in the mail.:)

[Allan at Wallan]

I'll pay that. cheques in the mail.:)

I can hear it now ... bouncing into my letter box.

Allan