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munruben
9th July 2008, 05:46 PM
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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-

Artery.................. The study of paintings

Bacteria.................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium...................What doctors do when patients die.

Benign....................What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section......A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan..................Searching for Kitty

Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.

Colic......................A sheep dog.

Coma.....................A punctuation mark

Dilate....................To live long.

Enema....................Not a friend.

Fester....................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula.....................A small lie.

Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain..............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane.

Morbid....................A higher offer.

Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.

Node......................I knew it.

Outpatient................A person who has fainted.

Pelvis......................Cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative...........A letter carrier.

Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.

Rectum....................Nearly killed him.

Secretion.................Hiding something.

Seizure...................Roman emperor.

Tablet....................A small table.

Terminal Illness.........Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour...................One plus one more.

Urine.....................Opposite of you're out.





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fenderbelly
9th July 2008, 05:55 PM
You be on the ball today John.:2tsup:

Batpig
9th July 2008, 08:29 PM
That is a clever List. :2tsup:

Best Wishes,
Batpig.

Woodwould
10th July 2008, 01:16 AM
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