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Inselaffe
23rd February 2004, 05:22 AM
A man was walking near the athletics stadium wth a piece of wood on his shoulder.
"Excuse me are you a Pole-vaulter?"
"No I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter!
:D
Eastie
23rd February 2004, 10:32 AM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is dead.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Kev Y.
23rd February 2004, 02:53 PM
VolksWagon
ozwinner
23rd February 2004, 03:09 PM
I wouldnt sneer at the Volksie, dont they now own and build Rollers?
WNS
23rd February 2004, 05:04 PM
Sod the bloody volksy, this is my idea of a European car!
AlexS
23rd February 2004, 07:42 PM
!@#$% Volvo drivers!
!@#$% caravans!
oges
24th February 2004, 08:39 AM
that must be after it was hit by a Mack truck...
JackoH
24th February 2004, 03:32 PM
Should've left his bloody lights on!.:mad:
Ben from Vic.
24th February 2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by ozwinner
I wouldnt sneer at the Volksie, dont they now own and build Rollers?
The truth is better than that, the Volkswagon group (all owned by VW) consists of VW, Audi, Bently and Lamborghini. And they share bits with porsche (and if they could build a decent car out of that lot, you'd have to ask questions).
Then there's Daimler Chrisler, which is Chrisler and Merc'.
Ford owns Range Rover, Aston Martin and Jag.
BMW owns Rolls' and the new Mini.
GM + Dawoo + Saab + Subaru (sort of).
Fiat + Maserati + Farrari.
Renault + Nissan.
And on it goes. Changes regular to.
Ben. :D