Muggers

[Groggy]

John and Allan are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then John turns to Allan and hands him a bill. "Here’s the 20 bucks I owe you," he said.

[echnidna]

And Allan says, but John,you promised to give me a hundred tonight

[weisyboy]

sounds like sompthing john'd do:U