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Barry Hicks
4th July 2008, 08:49 AM
A blonde is driving along a highway and gets a flat.

She pulls over to the shoulder, alights from the
car, opens the boot and takes out two cardboard
men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of
her car facing the oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are wearing raincoats and
are exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
the approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and
backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
officer, clearly annoyed, approaches the blonde
with the disabled vehicle and demands an explanation.

"My car has a flat tyre constable," says the woman
calmly.

"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?" he asks.

"Helloooooo!" says the blonde, "They are my
emergency flashers."

fubar
4th July 2008, 11:38 AM
ohhh groan!!!!!! nice one

echnidna
4th July 2008, 12:05 PM
wonder if she got a ticket for flashing a cop :D

Allan at Wallan
4th July 2008, 07:57 PM
wonder if she got a ticket for flashing a cop :D

Same blonde had just gone thru a red light
and copped a flash.:D

Allan

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rrich
5th July 2008, 08:19 AM
So bad but GOOD!

LOL