Baz
18th February 2004, 08:15 PM
The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to
take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing
only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition .....
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual
activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it
comes to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing
only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition .....
billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual
activity.
yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it
comes to handling himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.