Religious woodie

[Allan at Wallan]

One woodie I know is a particularly
religious man.

He often quotes the expression
"love thy neighbour" then adds
"but don't get caught".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[Barry Hicks]

The Bible is full of contadictions. First it tells
you to 'love thy neighbour' and then it warns
you not to 'covert thy neighbour's wife'.

Apparently it's OK with him but not with her.

[bsrlee]

'The Lord helps those who help themselves
Lord help those I catch helping themselves'

Quote from my 'old' blacksmithing teacher D.A.R.