munruben
18th June 2008, 01:51 PM
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
BTW, on the subject of oysters. what noise annoys a noisy oyster?
answer: A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Just thought I would throw that in.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
BTW, on the subject of oysters. what noise annoys a noisy oyster?
answer: A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Just thought I would throw that in.