fenderbelly
12th June 2008, 07:56 PM
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: 'Hello!'
WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: $70,000.'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.
MAN: 'Hello!'
WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes.'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: $70,000.'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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