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[whitewood]

> A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an
> Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers >in front of them.
>
> The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
>
> The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such >poor golf!'
>
> The Chinse Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'.
>
> The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's >have a word with him.'
>
> 'Hello, George! Said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
> ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

> George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
> firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
> year,so we always let them play for free anytime.'
>
> The group fell silent for a moment.
>
> The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
> prayer for them tonight.'
>
> The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my >Ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for >them.'
>
> The Chinse Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
> fire-fighters in honour of these brave soles'
>
> The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f***ing play at night?'

[fubar]

not heard that one pi---d myself

[joe greiner]

So sorry to hear of your bladder control problem, fubar. Maybe the Indian doctor can refer you to his Urologist colleague.

This is a good variation, though, with the Chinese businessman added IIRC. I think in the earlier version the Aussie was an Engineer.

Joe