The Ark

[fenderbelly]

One day God calls down to Noah and says,<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:5--><!--/sizeo--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark '.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->Noah replies, 'No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->you<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->want after all you're the guv...<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
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But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->other'.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'20 DECKS!', screams Noah. 'Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?'<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
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'Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->to fill it up with fish', God answers.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Fish?', queries Noah.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp,<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!'<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
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Noah looks to the skies. 'OK God my old mucker, let me get this<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->right, You want a New Ark ?'<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Check'.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'With 20 decks, one on top of the other?'<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Check'.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'And you want it full of Carp?'.<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Check'<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Why?' asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->the end of his tether..........<!--fontc--><!--/fontc-->
<!--fonto:Arial Black--><!--/fonto-->'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a............
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Multi-Storey Carp Ark ''<!--fontc--><!--/fontc--><!--sizec--><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--><!--/fontc--><!--colorc--><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--><!--/fontc--> <!-- google_ad_section_end --><!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_1040617-->

[Ozkaban]

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Cheers,
Dave

[Gingermick]

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[Dangermouse]

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That was really bad!

Must send it around work... :D