Dear Tide.....

[Barry Hicks]

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you
have! I've used it all my married life, as my Mum
always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my
50's, I find it even better.

In fact, about a months ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was
and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and I ended up with some of
his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative and
to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came
out.

In fact, the stains came out so well, the detectives
who came by yesterday told me the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative and then my lawyer called and told
me I was no longer considered a suspect in the
disappearence of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menapause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect too. I thank you once
again for having a great product.

Well, I have to go...have to write to the Hefty Bag
people.

[Rodgera]

I wonder if the Tide will turn her in??

[woodcutta]

Many years ago we purchased a Mistral Iron and after trying it out I sent them this email-

Dear Sir/Madam
We recently purchased a Mistral Iron. This would
have to be the worst piece of Electrical
equipment we have ever had. When the iron is on
and turned to high heat as soon as it is placed
on a garment more water runs out of the bottom
than steam. As soon as it is put up on the stand
water/steam spits out everywhere. Please give this
email to the person who designed the iron. I think
the best career move would be to go back to exhaust
fan design. What ever you do dont advise him to go
into boat design because if it leaked as bad as his
iron the blood y thing wouldnt get half way across
Sydney Harbour before the bast ard sunk.
Regards