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Barry Hicks
2nd June 2008, 06:01 PM
Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk :

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation

Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have
no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this car park
or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.
tea lady
2nd June 2008, 06:29 PM
:rofl
gerhard
2nd June 2008, 07:36 PM
Recently there was a newspaper article about problems and delay of a burial ceremony concerning some deceased jungle dictator. Cause of death was a viagra overdose, so it took a while for the lid on the coffin getting shut properly.
Allan at Wallan
3rd June 2008, 04:34 PM
Recently there was a newspaper article about problems and delay of a burial ceremony concerning some deceased jungle dictator. Cause of death was a viagra overdose, so it took a while for the lid on the coffin getting shut properly.

A coffin is not a problem .. it is an "open and shut case".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
Barry Hicks
3rd June 2008, 06:15 PM
Hellooooo? What is the connection between coffins
and difficulty in enunciating when wearing the wobbly
boot?
Sleeping Dog
3rd June 2008, 07:22 PM
Hellooooo? What is the connection between coffins
and difficulty in enunciating when wearing the wobbly
boot?

connection?.... well, you see, Gerhard is from the Nedderlands....:p
Allan at Wallan
4th June 2008, 04:23 PM
Gerhard was "just a bit stiff" placing his joke
in this thread. Perhaps he had difficulty in
finding the "wobbly boot" thread.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
Barry Hicks
4th June 2008, 06:18 PM
G'day Allan,
When Gerhardt gets to our age he will be happy
to place his joke anywhere.