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Allan at Wallan
19th May 2008, 12:05 PM
A sixteen years old lass was nervously looking
in the Munruben Library for a certain book.

She was a frail, scrawny girl with a terrible
complexion and obviously lacking in confidence.

The librarian approached her and asked if she
could be of assistance.

The lass blushed, lowered her head and
whispered, "I am looking for a book called
"SCOUTING FOR BOYS".

Allan

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echnidna
19th May 2008, 12:29 PM
sounds like she needed a Guide

Barry Hicks
19th May 2008, 06:47 PM
I found a book at the library entitled "How to
Love", I took it home with great expectations
only to find it was one of a set of encyclopaedias.