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wheelinround
17th May 2008, 09:19 AM
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tyre Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Claw Hama
17th May 2008, 09:53 AM
There's some good ones inthere Wheelin:)

Barry Hicks
17th May 2008, 10:59 AM
Sign on plumber's truck -

We're #1 with your #2

Big Shed
17th May 2008, 11:09 AM
On a septic tank truck:

You make it, we take it

AlexS
17th May 2008, 11:55 AM
On another septic truck - "it might be your crap, but it's our bread and butter"

nev25
17th May 2008, 12:25 PM
Sign on an electricity company

"Don't kill your wife with work
Let electricity do it"

rrich
17th May 2008, 03:35 PM
On another septic truck "Filled with political promises"

malb
17th May 2008, 08:54 PM
On another septic truck "Filled with political promises"

Didn't know that bovines used flush toilets.

scooter
17th May 2008, 09:59 PM
At 's .........



Will turn for cash...




:wink: :cool:

tea lady
17th May 2008, 11:54 PM
There's a Leunig cartoon that has a plumbers truck with

"Danny's Plumbing.
The Pipes the pipes are calling.":D