Dolly Parton

[fenderbelly]

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today.
I must decide which one of you will be admitted.'

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect pair God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.'

Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down.
She simply flushed a toilet and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?

'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.'
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[munruben]

Good one:D

[wheelinround]

Being HEAD of the C of E would thinks so :D

[bsrlee]

I believe Betty Windsor has a fair set of her own, just keeps everything strapped down to avoid taking out en eye when visiting dignitaries do the bow-and-scrape.

[Barry Hicks]

That prooves God is a woman. Any man would
have picked Dolly over Betty Two Stroke.

[WoodGirl]

That prooves God is a woman.

... and she reads the entertainment pages on the internet

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=118841686&p=yy884z39z

[prozac]

I believe Betty Windsor has a fair set of her own, just keeps everything strapped down to avoid taking out en eye when visiting dignitaries do the bow-and-scrape.

I don't know if I'll be able to eat dinner tonight bsrlee! I've got nothing against the Royals but I could not think of Her Maj. in THAT way. And your reputation is shot. Uuurrrrrrrrrr.

prozac

[BobL]

I don't know if I'll be able to eat dinner tonight bsrlee! I've got nothing against the Royals but I could not think of Her Maj. in THAT way. And your reputation is shot. Uuurrrrrrrrrr.

I dunno, something that makes me a tad queasy is your avatar. I'd rather think 'er maj than your pic any day.