Barry Hicks
23rd April 2008, 08:15 AM
Allan had been having a few medical problems and
decided to change doctors.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the new
doctor told Allan he was "doing fairly well for his age."
A little concerned with this comment, Allan asked if
he would live to be 80.
The doctor asked if he smoked, drank alcohol. Allan
said, "No, and I don't do drugs either. And I don't eat
red meat as I consider it unhealthy."
The doctor asked, "Do you spend a lot of time in the
sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on
the beach?"
"No, I don't," replied Allan.
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have lots of s*x?"
Allan replied, "No, I don't do any of those things."
The doctor looked at Allan and asked, "Then why do
you give a sh*t?"
decided to change doctors.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the new
doctor told Allan he was "doing fairly well for his age."
A little concerned with this comment, Allan asked if
he would live to be 80.
The doctor asked if he smoked, drank alcohol. Allan
said, "No, and I don't do drugs either. And I don't eat
red meat as I consider it unhealthy."
The doctor asked, "Do you spend a lot of time in the
sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on
the beach?"
"No, I don't," replied Allan.
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have lots of s*x?"
Allan replied, "No, I don't do any of those things."
The doctor looked at Allan and asked, "Then why do
you give a sh*t?"