Duck in for a joke

[Allan at Wallan]

A duck entered the general store at Munruben and
said to the shopkeeper, "Got any beer?"

The shopkeeper replied that he did not sell beer.

The next day the duck came in again and
asked, "Got any beer?" The shopkeeper became
a little irritated and said, "I told you yesterday
I do not sell any beer. If you come in here
again I will nail your webbed feet to the floor".

The duck came in again the next day and
asked, "Got any nails?"

The shopkeeper replied, "No".

The duck said, "Got any beer?"

Allan

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