Barry Hicks
10th April 2008, 04:38 PM
Young Allan Wallan has just got his driver's license
and is going on his first date in his restored FJ.
Mum was giving him a lecture about modern girls
and their lack of morals and warned him that if
he wasn't careful, they would lead him down the
path of destruction, and when he died, he wouldn't
go to heaven and get his just reward. Dad is
sitting in his favourite chair, reading the paper.
Away Allan goes and about an hour later, he
returns home looking upset.
Mum asks him what was the matter and he replied,
"It was just like you said, Mum. We got to the drive-in
and when the lights went out she attacked me!"
Mum asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well, Mum, she tried to tear my clothes off. I
remembered what you said about not going to heaven
and getting my just reward so I pushed her out the
door, hung up the speaker and drove home."
Mum said, "You did the right thing son. You just sit
there and I'll make you a cup of tea."
Meanwhile, dad is still sitting there in his chair reading
the paper.
Allan says, "Dad, when I die and go to heaven, what
sort of reward do you think I'll get?"
From behind the paper, dad says, "Three bales, son."
Allan asks, "Three bales? Three bales of what Dad?"
Dad replies, "Hay, you bloody donkey!"
and is going on his first date in his restored FJ.
Mum was giving him a lecture about modern girls
and their lack of morals and warned him that if
he wasn't careful, they would lead him down the
path of destruction, and when he died, he wouldn't
go to heaven and get his just reward. Dad is
sitting in his favourite chair, reading the paper.
Away Allan goes and about an hour later, he
returns home looking upset.
Mum asks him what was the matter and he replied,
"It was just like you said, Mum. We got to the drive-in
and when the lights went out she attacked me!"
Mum asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well, Mum, she tried to tear my clothes off. I
remembered what you said about not going to heaven
and getting my just reward so I pushed her out the
door, hung up the speaker and drove home."
Mum said, "You did the right thing son. You just sit
there and I'll make you a cup of tea."
Meanwhile, dad is still sitting there in his chair reading
the paper.
Allan says, "Dad, when I die and go to heaven, what
sort of reward do you think I'll get?"
From behind the paper, dad says, "Three bales, son."
Allan asks, "Three bales? Three bales of what Dad?"
Dad replies, "Hay, you bloody donkey!"