Incoming!
6th April 2008, 04:35 PM
The other day, Tea Lady and I went to a "Ladies Night Club", with a few other friends. One of the other girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the money.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrated over to TL! Now everyone's attention is focused on her, and the guy's egging her on to try to top the $50.
I don't know what she was thinking but she reached for her wallet. What would she do? She got out her ATM card, swiped it down his butt crack, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
We are now possibly banned from that club.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the money.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrated over to TL! Now everyone's attention is focused on her, and the guy's egging her on to try to top the $50.
I don't know what she was thinking but she reached for her wallet. What would she do? She got out her ATM card, swiped it down his butt crack, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
We are now possibly banned from that club.