Beer Is Good For You

[ravlord13]

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003c/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:14.0pt;color:navy\"\u003eAnd that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few\n beers.\u0026#39;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003cp style\u003d\"margin-bottom:12.0pt\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:14.0pt\"\u003e?\u003c/span\u003e?\u003c/p\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e?\u003c/p\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e?\u003c/p\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/div\u003e\n \u003c/td\u003e\n \u003c/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd width\u003d\"100%\" style\u003d\"100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt\"\u003e\n \u003ctable border\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" width\u003d\"100%\" style\u003d\"100.0%\"\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd width\u003d\"100%\" style\u003d\"100.0%;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e?\u003c/p\u003e\n \u003c/td\u003e\n \u003ctd valign\u003d\"bottom\" style\u003d\"padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm\"\u003e\n \u003cp align\u003d\"center\" style\u003d\"text-align:center\"\u003e?\u003c/p\u003e\n \u003c/td\u003e\n \u003c/tr\u003e\n \u003c/table\u003e\n \u003c/td\u003e\n \u003c/tr\u003e\n\u003c/table\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003c/blockquote\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-US\" style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt\"\u003e?\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style\u003d\"margin-bottom:12.0pt\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n- ------------------------------\u003cWBR\u003e------------------------------\u003cWBR\u003e------------------\u003cbr\u003e\nThis email and any files transmitted with it are intended for the named\nrecipient only. The information contained in this message may be confidential,\nlegally privileged, or commercially sensitive. If you are not the intended\nrecipient, you must not reproduce or distribute any part of the email, disclose\nits contents to any other party, or take any action in reliance on it. If you\nhave received this email in error, please contact the sender immediately by\nreturn email and delete this message from your computer.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt\"\u003eNo virus found in this outgoing message.\u003cbr\u003e\nChecked by AVG.\u003cbr\u003e\nVersion: 7.5.519 / Virus Database: 269.22.2/1353 - Release Date: 31/03/2008\n6:21 PM\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv align\u003d\"center\" style\u003d\"text-align:center\"\u003e\n\n\u003chr size\u003d\"2\" width\u003d\"100%\" align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIMPORTANT\u003cbr\u003e\n1. Before opening any attachments, please check for viruses. \u003cbr\u003e\n2. This e-mail (including any attachments) may contain confidential information\n\u003cbr\u003e\nfor the intended recipient. If you are not the intended recipient, ",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'