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wheelinround
25th March 2008, 05:03 PM
John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John ," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Barry."
"But I thought you hated Barry," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"

Allan at Wallan
27th March 2008, 05:01 PM
Like 80 grit sandpaper mate
... that was a bit rough.

:2tsup::D:2tsup:

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

wheelinround
27th March 2008, 05:17 PM
:doh: Must have been he hasn't talked to me since.

munruben
30th March 2008, 10:56 AM
Let me tell you. my neighbour is about 25, blond, tallish, great figure, hair you would kill for and sunbakes topless in the backyard.
all in all he, is a nice bloke.

wheelinround
30th March 2008, 11:01 AM
:oo: John's turned and he doesn't have a lathe