parrot

[Timmo]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.

[underfoot]

hee hee, an oldy but a goody,

this one's is even older

what's brown and sticky??
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a twig

[Barry_White]

What is

About six inches long, has a hole in one end and hair on the other end. It is sometimes red and hard and sometime has white stuff on it and is used for pushing in an out.
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A tooth brush.

[Barry Hicks]

What's got two legs, two wheels' two nuts
under the ground and travells at 10 kph?

A widow riding a bicycle.

[corbs]

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?


A. No idea


Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


A. Still no idea


Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genetalia?


A. Still no F'n idea