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wheelinround
21st March 2008, 05:22 PM
Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?
He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...
Allan at Wallan
21st March 2008, 07:17 PM
Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?
He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...
Wooden that wreck a marriage.:2tsup:
Allan
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Outbackrr
21st March 2008, 08:19 PM
Been trying to think of a joke about her but I'm stumped
wheelinround
22nd March 2008, 09:45 AM
Wonder if Paul ever thought of giving her a hot foot
wayfarer
22nd March 2008, 10:07 AM
risqué...
After the divorce settlement for his second marriage:
Radio announcer 1: "So, do you think Sir Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"
Radio announcer 2: "Unlikely, and her name is Heather so use it."