John the old snoozer

[Allan at Wallan]

John had gone to sleep with the TV
still going. His wife thought she had
better send him off to bed.

"John, wake up, its 20 to 11", she called.

In a half daze John replied, "Who is in front?"

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[munruben]

Who's in front but I thought he was on first base.

[chrisb691]

Who's in front but I thought he was on first base.
Who's on third

[Calm]

no who's on first what's on second and third base i don't know

[munruben]

Well if what's on second then who must be on strike and nobody's on first.

[joe greiner]

Good grief. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_on_First%3F

Google ["who's on first"] for more.

Joe

[rrich]

If you want to see the famous routine.

YouTube - Who's on first?