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Allan at Wallan
13th March 2008, 05:35 PM
Barry went to his chemist and complained of
being constipated.
The chemist asked where he lived and Barry
told him. The chemist put some pink powder in
a container.
The chemist then asked, "How do you travel
from here to home?" and Barry replied, "Train".
The chemist added a little more pink powder to
the container.
The chemist asked, "How long does it take to
travel on the train and get to your house?"
Barry gave him the details.
The chemist added more pink powder and told
him to swallow it all right away and head for home.

The next day the Chemist saw Barry and asked him
how the pink powder worked.

Barry replied, "You forgot to allow for the fifteen
yards between my front gate and the toilet".

Allan

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Brickie
13th March 2008, 08:20 PM
Another crap joke.
Lignum
13th March 2008, 08:26 PM
Someone lost his happy pills.
Brickie
13th March 2008, 08:37 PM
Not so Mon Ami, I have always treated life as a joke...because youre a long time dead..:D
Lignum
13th March 2008, 08:43 PM
Not so Mon Ami, I have always treated life as a joke...because youre a long time dead..:D

Well, why then do you have a fetish about giving out so many negative reps and constantly complaining about other peoples jokes:?
Brickie
13th March 2008, 08:58 PM
other peoples jokes:?

Where are the jokes?
I must have missed them?:?
Please post a link.
Lignum
13th March 2008, 09:02 PM
The VB`s must be goin down a treat tonight:wink:
tea lady
13th March 2008, 09:02 PM
Where are the jokes?
I must have missed them?:?
Please post a link.

:feedtroll:
Brickie
13th March 2008, 09:08 PM
The VB`s must be goin down a treat tonight:wink:

Dont drink the stuff. :no:

Lig I think I may have miss judged you, I am actually starting to like you and your come backs. :2tsup:
Calm
13th March 2008, 09:08 PM
Where are the jokes?
I must have missed them?:?
Please post a link.

Woud this be an example of the saying

THICK AS A BRICK:q
Brickie
13th March 2008, 09:09 PM
:feedtroll:

Why? Are you a troll? :?
Brickie
13th March 2008, 09:10 PM
Woud
THICK AS A BRICK:q

Im the kettle right? :roll:
Calm
13th March 2008, 09:14 PM
Brickie

- a word of warning i suggest you don't go down the path of the spelling police until you check your own contributions.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.