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Rodgera
13th March 2008, 05:07 PM
Alan was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a
beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known
primarily for his lack of common knowledge and his fairly low IQ.

He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

Marlene replies, "Why thank you, dear!"

Allan at Wallan
13th March 2008, 05:14 PM
Sorry, must have been another Allan.

My wife doesn't talk to me until after I have
brought the daily paper in off the front lawn.
This is usually about 4.00pm.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

Brickie
13th March 2008, 05:33 PM
Another dud joke..:(

Allan at Wallan
13th March 2008, 07:36 PM
Another dud joke..:(

You should have been a dentist Brickie
- you are always looking down in the mouth.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

Brickie
13th March 2008, 07:44 PM
You should have been a dentist Brickie
- you are always looking down in the mouth.

. Allan


Not so, I am always looking for a laugh, the so called joke section just aint funny unless you are 10 years old.:doh: