Iain
10th January 2004, 10:30 AM
Biggus Dickus the gladiator (with apologies to MOnty Python) was in the arena, the crowd were roaring for Biggus Dickus was about to deflower 200 vestal virgins.
The gates opened and in they came, Biggus Dickus gave chase and withing 15 minutes had deflowered 100.
He was starting to slow down now and it took 30 minutes for the next 50.
Over the next hour Biggus Dickus caught and deflowered another 49 but as he was about to catch the last one he collapsed, he was absolutely exhausted.
The crowd that had been cheering him on were now less than pleased for they had been promised a great show and Biggus Dickus had failed them.
The crowd were hostile and booing, calling for the blood of Biggus Dickus.
His manager took a grasp of the situation and went out to address the audience.....
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I must apologise for the poor performance, I don't know what happened, Biggus Dickus did alright a rehearsals this morning'.
The gates opened and in they came, Biggus Dickus gave chase and withing 15 minutes had deflowered 100.
He was starting to slow down now and it took 30 minutes for the next 50.
Over the next hour Biggus Dickus caught and deflowered another 49 but as he was about to catch the last one he collapsed, he was absolutely exhausted.
The crowd that had been cheering him on were now less than pleased for they had been promised a great show and Biggus Dickus had failed them.
The crowd were hostile and booing, calling for the blood of Biggus Dickus.
His manager took a grasp of the situation and went out to address the audience.....
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I must apologise for the poor performance, I don't know what happened, Biggus Dickus did alright a rehearsals this morning'.