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wheelinround
6th March 2008, 04:59 PM
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently
was faced with a unique problem.
A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the Allan the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with Allen maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for Allen the cleaner who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked Allen the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.....

petersemple
6th March 2008, 05:13 PM
I know someone who used to be a school cleaner. It's a funny joke... but it's also happened.

Peter

Brickie
6th March 2008, 05:19 PM
Why Allan doesn't Kiss Victorian Females

Hopefully he aint a paedophile....as they are year 12 girls......:o

wheelinround
6th March 2008, 06:10 PM
Thats right Brickie Females NOT 18 yr old yr 12 girls

prozac
6th March 2008, 06:35 PM
Another good one.

Sturdee
6th March 2008, 07:16 PM
Thats right Brickie Females NOT 18 yr old yr 12 girls

Actually in Victoria year 12 girls are in their final year at school, having been there 13 years already, so they would be about 16/17 years old.

Just a tad late for them to start wearing lipstick. :D


Peter.

jow104
6th March 2008, 08:08 PM
My wife told me a ladies room true story once,
Brass printed plates in the cubicles requested patrons not to wash their hair in the toilet bowls.

Honest.

BTW not Oz. or UK.

wheelinround
7th March 2008, 09:00 AM
My wife told me a ladies room true story once,
Brass printed plates in the cubicles requested patrons not to wash their hair in the toilet bowls.

Honest.

BTW not Oz. or UK.

knew a woman that tried that here but neglected to notice the Blu Loo stuff :doh:

derekh
7th March 2008, 10:09 AM
Is that how the ladies in the 'Blue Rinse' set do their stuff ?

Calm
7th March 2008, 01:14 PM
Is that how the ladies in the 'Blue Rinse' set do their stuff ?

Well Tea Lady this is in your field now - is it???

Elbow
7th March 2008, 03:43 PM
that's dangerous territory David:oo:
Allan