Outbackrr
6th March 2008, 09:45 AM
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and heard she hasn't been sober since.'
'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and heard she hasn't been sober since.'
'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'