munruben
3rd March 2008, 09:31 PM
Two retired English officers were sitting in their armchairs in a London club reading their respective papers.
"By Jove," said one, looking over the top of ‘The Times,’ "do you remember old Simmonds during the War? I thought he'd died, but it turns out they've found him after 60 years living up a tree with a gorilla."
"I say. Male or female gorilla?"
"Female of course. Nothing queer about old Simmonds."
"By Jove," said one, looking over the top of ‘The Times,’ "do you remember old Simmonds during the War? I thought he'd died, but it turns out they've found him after 60 years living up a tree with a gorilla."
"I say. Male or female gorilla?"
"Female of course. Nothing queer about old Simmonds."