One on a liner

[Allan at Wallan]

A new steward was receiving instructions from his
superior on how to approach problems on the new
luxury liner.

His superior said, "If you happen to walk into a
cabin and a lady is nude, just say I'm sorry Sir
and quickly depart the scene".

Two days later the steward is sporting a black eye
and his superior asked how it occurred.

The steward replied, "I walked into a cabin and
there was a man and woman, both totally nude
and somewhat engaged in certain activities.
So I simply said, "Pardon me gentlemen" and
the bloke decked me".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[echnidna]

that's older'n me.

still funny

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Read it three times and... still WHOOSH. Straight over my head, I think? :-

[jow104]

Reminds me of a true story,
Last year in Sydney I was doing a little driving for a Sydney hospital and I got into conversation with an elderly male patient and said to him what did you do for a living?

He said I was a ladies hairdresser on the cruise liners.

I said I bet that was interesting.

He said, yeah, I used to tell the ladies I was divorced. (and he wasnt)

[Allan at Wallan]

Read it three times and... still WHOOSH. Straight over my head, I think? :-

It's like a humorous telegram Skew
... you can't laugh until you get it.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[munruben]

Allan you will have to stop telling such complicated jokes or at least an explanation at the end of the joke for those that are not quite with us.:D