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Barry Hicks
27th February 2008, 02:29 PM
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examination
room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's
first exam.

The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked
his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" said the woman.

"Well, strip down to your waist." the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded,
and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.

Motioning her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No
wonder this baby in under weight, you don't have any
milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad
I came."