WoodJunky
26th February 2008, 08:16 PM
A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing who had the superior culture. <o></o>
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Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "We have the Parthenon!"<o></o>
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Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "Well, we have the Coliseum!!" <o></o>
The Greek retorted, "It was we Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."<o></o>
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The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But, it was WE; who built the <st1>Roman Empire</st1> ."
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And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality, he said, "It was we GREEKS who invented sex!"
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The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was us ITALIANS who introduced it to the women."
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Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "We have the Parthenon!"<o></o>
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Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "Well, we have the Coliseum!!" <o></o>
The Greek retorted, "It was we Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."<o></o>
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The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But, it was WE; who built the <st1>Roman Empire</st1> ."
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And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality, he said, "It was we GREEKS who invented sex!"
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The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was us ITALIANS who introduced it to the women."