Mr Fixit

[nev25]

A husband is at home watching football when his wife interrupts "Honey,
could you fix the hall light? It's been flickering for weeks now"
He Looks at her angrily "Fix the light? Now does it look like I have AGL
printed on my forehead?" I don't think so".

"Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly".
"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Whirlpool written on my
forehead?" I don't think so!"

"Fine" she says, Well then could you at least fix the steps at the front
door? They are about to break up.
"Does it look like I've got Bunnings written on my forehead. I don't think
so! I've had enough of this I'm going to the pub."

So he goes to the pub and drinks till closing time. When he arrives home he
notices the steps are fixed and the light has stopped flickering. He goes
to the fridge to get a beer and notices the fridge door is also fixed.

"Honey" how did all these get fixed?, he enquired.
"Well she said, when you left I sat outside and cried just then a nice
young man asked me what was wrong so I told him. He offered to do all the
repairs.
All I had to do was bake him a cake or have sex with him.

"So what kind of cake did you bake him"

She replied "HELLO!?!! Do you see Bakers Delight written on my forehead "I
don't think so"