One for Allan at Wallan.

[Toyboy]

Hey Allan, I just know you'll appreciate this one.

Did you hear about the blond who went to her doctor for a pregnancy test?

She wanted to know if it was hers.:doh:

[Allan at Wallan]

Yeah, I heard about her.

Whilst waiting to see the doctor she tried
to gain a few places in the queue.

The receptionist asked her to be a little patient
... so she turned into a dwarf.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Toyboy]

Oh no.:doh:

That really is sick.....and I love it!:U