Irish Woodies

[Baz]

Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local
> sawmill. One day Mick slips and his arm gets caught and
> severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb
> in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local
> hospital.
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> Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick.
> The nurse says, 'Oh he's out in Rehab exercising'. Paddy
> couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the back exercising
> his now reattached arm. The very next day he's back at work
> in the saw mill.
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> Couple of days goes by, and then Mick slips and severs his
> leg on another bloody big saw thing. So Paddy puts the limb
> in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to hospital.
> Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he
> is. The nurse replies, 'He's out in the Rehab again
> exercising'. And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing
> some serious work on the treadmill. And Mick comes back to
> work.
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> But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another
> accident and severs his head. Wearily Paddy puts the head
> in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.
> Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The
> nurse breaks down and cries and says, 'He's dead.'
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> Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. 'I suppose the saw
> finally did him in.'
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> 'No,' says the nurse, 'some dopey bastard put his head in a
> plastic bag and he suffocated.'
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