MICKYG
11th February 2008, 08:19 PM
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks.
The Aussie doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Brisbane, put him in Parliament House, and now half of the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war.:2tsup:
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks.
The Aussie doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Brisbane, put him in Parliament House, and now half of the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war.:2tsup: