Barry Hicks
8th February 2008, 02:05 PM
Two Kiwis are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
new shop. As yet, the store isn't ready and only few
shelves are set up.
One says, "I'll bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going
to walk by, put his face in the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,
a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in an
Aussie accent asks, "What are you selling here mate?"
One of the Kiwis replies, "We're selling a***holes."
Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, "Geez, you must
have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left."
new shop. As yet, the store isn't ready and only few
shelves are set up.
One says, "I'll bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going
to walk by, put his face in the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,
a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in an
Aussie accent asks, "What are you selling here mate?"
One of the Kiwis replies, "We're selling a***holes."
Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, "Geez, you must
have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left."