Water On The Knee

[Barry Hicks]

Allan and John were having a quiet beer
at the Swinging Arms and Allan said, "I went
to the doctor with fluid on the knee and he
told me -
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I wasn't aiming straight."

[AlexS]

The cure for fluid on the knee is
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drainpipe trousers.

And for water on the brain,
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a tap on the head.