Speeding

[Barry Hicks]

Allan is a well known tappet-head around Wallan
and the local police are sweating on him.

He is hareing along the Wallan-Darraweit Road at
his usual speed in his hotted up 2CV Citroen and
gets zapped by radar.

The cop walks up to Allan and says, "I have been
waiting for you all day."

Allan replied, -
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- "I got here as fast as I could."

[Calm]

A Citroen i thought Allans car was a Rollscanardly

[RETIRED]

Don't knock the Deux Chevelle.

[ss_11000]

finally - a funny one:2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan is a well known tappet-head around Wallan
and the local police are sweating on him.

He is hareing along the Wallan-Darraweit Road at
his usual speed in his hotted up 2CV Citroen and
gets zapped by radar.

The cop walks up to Allan and says, "I have been
waiting for you all day."

Allan replied, -
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- "I got here as fast as I could."

I had my wife in with me and she said to the
cop, "Dont worry, he only speeds like that when he is drunk".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Tonyz]

finally - a funny one:2tsup:

where ? What ?