munruben
21st January 2008, 09:26 AM
Ray had a few too many drinks and goes into a bar, sits down, and demands a drink. "Get out!" the bartender shouts. "I don't serve drunks here."
Ray staggers out the front door, comes back in through the side door, sits down, bangs his fist, and again loudly demands a drink.
"I thought I just told you to get out," yells the bartender.
Ray gets up, stumbles out the side door, and returns through the back door. He sits down and angrily asks for another drink.
The bartender walks over to him and shouts, "I told you, no drunks allowed. Now get the hell out of my bar!"
Ray looks up and slurs, "How many freakin' bars do you work at, anyway?"
Ray staggers out the front door, comes back in through the side door, sits down, bangs his fist, and again loudly demands a drink.
"I thought I just told you to get out," yells the bartender.
Ray gets up, stumbles out the side door, and returns through the back door. He sits down and angrily asks for another drink.
The bartender walks over to him and shouts, "I told you, no drunks allowed. Now get the hell out of my bar!"
Ray looks up and slurs, "How many freakin' bars do you work at, anyway?"