Barry Hicks
20th January 2008, 12:33 PM
Allan and John were yarning over a beer at the Swinging
Arms, their local pub.
"How was the house party you went to on the weekend?"
asked Allan.
John replied, "OK, I suppose."
"Just OK?" asked Allan.
John replied, "If the soup was a warm as the chardonnay,
and the chardonnay was as old as the duck, and the duck
was a tender as the housemaid, and the housemaid was
as willing as the hostess, if would have been wonderful.
Arms, their local pub.
"How was the house party you went to on the weekend?"
asked Allan.
John replied, "OK, I suppose."
"Just OK?" asked Allan.
John replied, "If the soup was a warm as the chardonnay,
and the chardonnay was as old as the duck, and the duck
was a tender as the housemaid, and the housemaid was
as willing as the hostess, if would have been wonderful.