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Barry Hicks
20th January 2008, 12:33 PM
Allan and John were yarning over a beer at the Swinging
Arms, their local pub.

"How was the house party you went to on the weekend?"
asked Allan.

John replied, "OK, I suppose."

"Just OK?" asked Allan.

John replied, "If the soup was a warm as the chardonnay,
and the chardonnay was as old as the duck, and the duck
was a tender as the housemaid, and the housemaid was
as willing as the hostess, if would have been wonderful.