Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[RETIRED]

Other one was starting to get too many posts.


So the usual thing: last post first


echnidna dogs eye

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

dog's dinner

[Groggy]

Yul Brinner

[Shedhand]

if

[Cliff Rogers]

what

[ss_11000]

you called

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

you rang?

[ss_11000]

yes, i'm wondering if you'd like to upgrade your internet service .........blah blah blah

[jmk89]

Sorry your call has been placed in a queue....

[WoodyKnot]

please press 1 for service, 2 for complaints, 3 to tell some who gives a ...

[Ashore]

that does not compute

[ss_11000]

404 error...system failing...............................................

[Groggy]

Ambulance service software

[Pusser]

Upgrade

[Cliff Rogers]

downgrade

[Black Ned]

billycart

[Cliff Rogers]

billy lid

[echnidna]

billy goat

[Cliff Rogers]

billy the kid

[tea lady]

Who are you kidding?

[echnidna]

You for a starter:D

[jmk89]

heart starter

[echnidna]

starter motor (need a newwy for me hilux)

[tea lady]

If course. Its a hilux!

[Ashore]

oh what a feeling

[Groggy]

shop time :)

[jmk89]

shopping?

[echnidna]

toys for boys

[ss_11000]

more power

[jmk89]

Tooltime

[echnidna]

in the shed

[tea lady]

In the dog house.

[echnidna]

small but cosy

[jmk89]

dark but shapely (nigra sum sed formosa)

[Groggy]

Lignum vitae

[Ashore]

hard and oily

[jmk89]

stoker

[fred.n]

Stroker

[echnidna]

con man

[Ashore]

politition

[jmk89]

otherwise unemployable

[Pusser]

otherwise?

[ss_11000]

or else

[Pusser]

or else what?

[Ashore]

i'll tell my mom

[Black Ned]

sticks and stones

[ss_11000]

proverb

[tea lady]

stitch in time.

[Black Ned]

fabric

[tea lady]

-of society.

[echnidna]

this mob

[tea lady]

The blob.

[ss_11000]

goooooey

[fred.n]

muck

[ernknot]

yuck

[Ashore]

inside a baby's nappy

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

backwash

[AlexS]

flush

[ss_11000]

toilet

[tea lady]

Humour!:D

[Ashore]

joke

knock knock

[jmk89]

Isobel

[tea lady]

Is a bell a ringin'?

[jmk89]

Ding dong merrily on high

[JackoH]

Isabel necessary? (on a bycycle)

[jmk89]

knock, knock
whose there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co..
MOOOOO!!!!

[Black Ned]

cranky old cow!

[jmk89]

Germaine Greer

[Black Ned]

Ball Bearing Bird

[tea lady]

bird baring b-m

[Black Ned]

Ass with Class

[Groggy]

Onager

[jmk89]

Onanist

[AlexS]

Had a budgie called Onan - he used to spill his seed.

[tea lady]

Now you're just getting weird!

[jmk89]

I resent that - I've always been weird

[tea lady]

No no! Not you. The frog guy!:eride:(Sorry. No frog icons:C)

:stirthepot:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:france:







:innocent:

[Ashore]

:france: letter

[ernknot]

registered male

[jmk89]

register of sex offenders

[ss_11000]

open to the public

[Rodgera]

on public display

[AlexS]

open forum

...and there's nothing weird about frog guys.:rolleyes:

[jmk89]

A funny thing happened on the way there

[Doughboy]

Journey of laughter

[Pusser]

good trip

[Ashore]

not state rail

[ss_11000]

late again

[Black Ned]

the rabbit died

[jmk89]

What's up, Doc?

[Black Ned]

Daffy's lost his quack

[jmk89]

Not this little black duck...

[Black Ned]

was gobsmacked!

[jmk89]

Put it there, Alice, put it there...right in the kisser

[tea lady]

Its wabbit season!! Ha,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a!

Dear frog guy, I thought you said you've always been weird?

[jmk89]

Better late than never

[Cliff Rogers]

early

[tea lady]

-bird catches the worm!

[jmk89]

man bites dog