Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[JMB]

dripping scorn

[jmk89]

bread and scrape

[tea lady]

Which side of the bread is buttered?

[jmk89]

the one on the floor, of course

[Ashore]

murphey's law

[Black Ned]

Is either --- either?
or either --- either?
Must be one of them!

[jmk89]

let's call the whole thing off

[Black Ned]

Is it Off or On?
If it's often On, then it's probably not Off
as often as it is On!

[tea lady]

Who's on first?

[JMB]

Think you should go on first and I'll go on second but if you make a fool of yourself I'm outta here

[AlexS]

here we go again

[Groggy]

deja vu all over again :doh:

[jmk89]

doppelganger

[JMB]

chain gang

[jmk89]

Arbeitskommando

[Groggy]

labour battalion

[jmk89]

Sounds like too much hard work

[Ashore]

work force

[AlexS]

workhorse

[JMB]

horsepower

[tea lady]

cold shower.

[ernknot]

goose bumps

[tea lady]

Loose thumbs.

[JMB]

Tighten thumb screws

[tea lady]

Mighten mum moos.:D (Sorry. Hanging round 5 year old too long.)

[jmk89]

Hello Mumma moose

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

There's a moose loose in tha hoose? :oo:

[tea lady]

Oooooooooh! Nooooooooooooo!

[Black Ned]

No! No! No! No! ---- Yes!

[tea lady]

Chocolate?

[JMB]

Drug pusher!

[jmk89]

Dope peddlar

[Black Ned]

Onya bike - fella!

[jmk89]

Dear John....

[JMB]

Why dont you like to say sorry?

[tea lady]

But I wasn't there . I didn't do anything. It was them. I couldn't help it. I was just doing what I thought was right. You just critisize everyone. You never have anything good to say. Everyone is sick of this issue. Its time you moved on. Why are you picking in me?

[Black Ned]

I see it in the leaves at the bottom of my cup!

[jmk89]

it's just the gypsy in your soul

[Black Ned]

I see a vision of a man!

[tea lady]

I see you are really deluded.:D

[Black Ned]

He is being fed tripe!

[tea lady]

Through a long skinny pipe.

[jmk89]

sucking a blancmange though a straw

[JMB]

which was probably what broke the camels back

[jmk89]

no it was smoking camels that did it.

[JMB]

I'm shocked:oo:

[Black Ned]

Imagine what it was like for the camel.

[JMB]

The mind boggles

[tea lady]

He (the camel ) never made it through the eye of the needle either.:no:

[JMB]

Well, not with a broken back and a fag in his mouth!

[jmk89]

nad this in the week after the Sydney Mardi Gras!!!:oo:

[Doughboy]

bush week

[echnidna]

Forest Fortnight

[Doughboy]

forrest gump

[ernknot]

dill

[Doughboy]

thyme

[echnidna]

basil

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

fawlty

[fenderbelly]

towers

[Ashore]

over all

[JMB]

making me feel small

[tea lady]

We all play ball on the wall.

[Black Ned]

two bricks

[jmk89]

two dogs

[Black Ned]

Two eunuchs

[echnidna]

This is getting nutty

[JMB]

insane

[Black Ned]

I'm off to see the wizard.

[echnidna]

Merlin

[JMB]

Dumbledore

[Black Ned]

No - the loan arranger

[JackoH]

Toronto!

[Black Ned]

Yes - he thought the loan arranger was a horses @rse.
All he could make out through the dust!

[jmk89]

Hi ho Silver

[tea lady]

Away.

(Too obvious?)

[jmk89]

We all have those moments

[tea lady]

'nother cup of coffee perhaps.

[JMB]

some more sleep would help

[Ashore]

zzzzzzzzz..

[jmk89]

stick welder

[echnidna]

I nail sticks together

[tea lady]

With a nail.

[echnidna]

well I don't nailem with screws

[jmk89]

nail that screw, tote that bale...

[JMB]

The new roof fan is leaking, so I hope it doesn't hail!

[jmk89]

Hail Caesar!!

[Ashore]

beware caesar the ides are coming ( 16 days )

[echnidna]

high tide or low tide?

[Ashore]

depends on the moon

[jmk89]

:bartmoon:

[Black Ned]

Brown Bomber

[jmk89]

grey nurse

[Ashore]

grey water

[tea lady]

Grey area.

[echnidna]

grey power

[jmk89]

grumpy old men (and women)









PS Why do married men die younger than married women?





Because they want to

[tea lady]

I'm not grumpy. Its my normal face.:(




PS Why do married men die younger than married women?
Because they want to

I Married men live longer then single men. So its probably still a good option. :D Conversely single women live longer than married women. Go figure huh!!!

[AlexS]

snow white

[tea lady]

Wicked witch.

[echnidna]

fun and games