Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

Mid life crisis!

[Doughboy]

Aston Martin DB9

[echnidna]

vroom vroom

[Sybarite]

Va va va voom!

[fred.n]

British

[Black Ned]

Bulldog

[AlexS]

bullfrog

[tea lady]

Bull dust.

[ernknot]

politics

[jmk89]

pork barrelling

[echnidna]

wot's init fer me

[weisyboy]

bakon

[tea lady]

....'n' eggs.

[jmk89]

eggs benedict (something else you don't get at home)

[Black Ned]

Benedictine Monk

[tea lady]

Missionary.....

[jmk89]

cannibal's lunch

[Groggy]

hates his guts

[jmk89]

leave it on the side of the plate

[tea lady]

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat you meat!!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

black pudding?

[tea lady]

Black Sabbath.

[AlexS]

Sunday best

[Black Ned]

Roast Pork

[Gingermick]

crackling

[Incoming!]

cholesterol

[jmk89]

arterial lubricant

[weisyboy]

oil

[jmk89]

water

[tea lady]

recycle.

[Black Ned]

Green Woman

[jmk89]

martian

[Incoming!]

carbon dioxide

[ernknot]

gag, gag, gag, cough!

[tea lady]

You need to chew our food 100 times before swallowing.:D

[Doughboy]

chewbacca

[tea lady]

How do you spell "Ooooaaagheeeer"?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Phonetically.

:U

[JMB]

Who's tically?

[AlexS]

particularly nasty weather

[tea lady]

Ten past six.

[jmk89]

tooth hurty

[tea lady]

Hair past a freckle.

[Doughboy]

time to hit the frogan toad

[tea lady]

Be gentle!!

[Black Ned]

Hush you Muskies!

[jmk89]

You hissed my mystery lecture, come over for a tot of pee and we will toast the queer old dean

[tea lady]

Bottoms up!!!!

[echnidna]

use sunblock if yer gunna do that

[tea lady]

....in the moonlight.

[jmk89]

werewolf

[Groggy]

outside, one would hope...

[jmk89]

with all the other dogs

[tea lady]

....of war.

[Groggy]

good novel

[jmk89]

good company on a rainy afternoon

[Incoming!]

good red wine and loud Mozart

[jmk89]

too many notes:o

[Doughboy]

notable

[tea lady]

Denote before de udder note. (Got a block'd dose today.)

[jmk89]

antepenultimate note

[JMB]

And in the beginning was the note that He wrote...

[tea lady]

Then some bugger lost it and he had to write another one....

[Doughboy]

hand writing

[tea lady]

Hand moving the pen. (Play spooky music here.)

[JMB]

The sword mightier than the pen that the hand was moving

[tea lady]

Cutting remark.

[JMB]

Cutty shark

[tea lady]

Great white pointer.


(Just for future reference, its Cutty SARK. Sorry its one of the few facts I know.)

[echnidna]

or a great pair of white pointers

[JMB]

Cutty SHARK is big big shark with great cutty teeth [very scarey]

[tea lady]

No, no!! Cutty SHARK is a great big shark with a very sarcastic sense of humor.:D

[JMB]

No, no. Great big sarcastic shark is cutty SARC SHARK

[echnidna]

this threads gettin a bit fishy

[tea lady]

Why thanks!! We do our best.:D I like fish.:fish:

[echnidna]

splash

[JMB]

Crash smash bash mash trash flash and goodnight

[JackoH]

....and goodnight from him....!

[Black Ned]

Not tonight Josephine!

[tea lady]

I have some panadol if you need it.

[ss_11000]

drug raid

[JMB]

band aid

[echnidna]

lemonade

[jmk89]

fairy bread

[Incoming!]

poof's picnic

[echnidna]

hard lemonade

[tea lady]

Hard cheese.

[echnidna]

how do you make alcoholic cheese?

[jmk89]

contented cows?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Little Miss Muffet fell off her tuffet,
From eating fermented whey...

[JMB]

What a whey to go.....!

[ernknot]

any which whey

[Ashore]

is this a curdish thing :?

[funkychicken]

Them turks eh?

[tea lady]

Don't let them get you down.

[jmk89]

pallet lifts?

[Ashore]

fork lifts

[jmk89]

big truck to lift a fork!:oo:

[JackoH]

Out of the question!

[JMB]

...will come the answer