Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

[tea lady]

You want flies with that?

[jmk89]

No .....flied lice

[silentC]

Plain clot..s and un.formed ..lice patrol this train.

[Black Ned]

"Silence Mr. C" said Inspector Clod.

[jmk89]

You have the right to remain silent

[Black Ned]

"Cat got your tongue - Mr C.?"

[silentC]

Silence is golden

[jmk89]

Gold is golden, Mr Midas

[Black Ned]

Silver spoons are tarnished.

[tea lady]

Where are the slaves when you need them?

[echnidna]

we are very good ai hiding.

Isn't convenient deafness a wonderful male tool?

[Pusser]

What did you say about a male tool?

[AlexS]

mandrill

[jmk89]

morticer

[tea lady]

Like rulers, given an inch!!!:D

[ernknot]

take a yard

[tea lady]

HMMM! You don't think big. Usually its a mile!:D

[Incoming!]

Shouldn't that be rule of thumb?

[echnidna]

under the thumb

[tea lady]

Every one should know their place. Although it is a little difficult keeping an echidna under the thumb without proper protection.

[echnidna]

:Dsnigger

[Black Ned]

Hey Spike! - what do you Like?

[jmk89]

Goon Show

[echnidna]

monty python

[jmk89]

snake in the grass

[Doughboy]

grass snake

[jmk89]

unwelcome picnic guest

[ernknot]

ants

[tea lady]

Pants.

No I can't say that!! To obvious.

How 'bout intergalactic space rocket?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sic 'em, Rex.

[tea lady]

Growl growl!! Blood curdling screams. Crunching bones. ripping flesh. Screaming dies down. silence except for contented gnawing sounds. Roll credits.

[weisyboy]

im going

[tea lady]

To get pop corn?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Music To Moog By (http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KG/popcorn/popcorn.mp3)

[tea lady]

Did the earth moog for you too?:p

[Pusser]

synthesizer song

[tea lady]

Thinthithyther thong.:p

[jmk89]

nylon undies

[Incoming!]

Great static balls of fire

[tea lady]

Geez!! Even worse than ants in pants.:oo:

[AlexS]

Mites go up, tights go down

Stalag..., of course

[Sybarite]

Stammlager

[jmk89]

Pilsner

[Sybarite]

Fungus

[ernknot]

toe jam

[ss_11000]

pearl jam

[Black Ned]

chowder

[tea lady]

powder

[Honorary Bloke]

Dynamite.

[tea lady]

There's s'pose to be a big kaboom!!!

[silentC]

He's stolen the space modulator!!

[ernknot]

tea leaf

[AlexS]

orange pekoe

[tea lady]

Peek over the wall.

[jmk89]

peek-a-boo

[Black Ned]

voyeur

[jmk89]

sticky beak

[Black Ned]

honey eater

[Incoming!]

Winnie the Pooh

[jmk89]

Christopher Robin

[Groggy]

piglet

[echnidna]

bacon

[jmk89]

fried eggs

[tea lady]

Sunny side up.

[echnidna]

laying on the beach

[Incoming!]

turtle nesting season

[tea lady]

Full moon rising.

[Groggy]

mooning?

[echnidna]

sunburnt bum

[tea lady]

Sand in all crevices.:oo:

[Groggy]

Red Moon Rising

[tea lady]

Definitely sunburned b^m now.

[ernknot]

red ring

[jmk89]

communist plot

[JackoH]

Red peppers!

[tea lady]

Red ring again!!!:oo:

[Black Ned]

Uranus

[echnidna]

Still talking about bums I see

[Black Ned]

Unmentionables

[echnidna]

Frilly Knickers

[jmk89]

be still my beating heart!!

[Groggy]

flatline

[ernknot]

flat out

[echnidna]

like a lizard drinking

[ss_11000]

blue tongue

[jmk89]

Central Coast Mariners

[tea lady]

Mid week mooochers.

(Blue tongue prevention- don't lick the center folds.:D)

[jmk89]

Wednesday afternoon golfers

[AlexS]

doctors

[jmk89]

meds

[Rodgera]

doctors

Dead Beats

[Doughboy]

Sugar Beets

[weisyboy]

beet roots

[Incoming!]

True aussie burger

[jmk89]

Ned Kelly - true aussie burglar

[Sybarite]

Kevin Andrews - True Aussie Bungler

[Black Ned]

Kevin Rudd - Such Sorrow!

[tea lady]

John Howard- sorry bastard!!

[Black Ned]

Me - Miserable Bastard

[jmk89]

Grumpy old man